I told Autumn that I introduced a friend to a song called You Fail Us Not.
She heard: You Fail Snot.
She was telling us about going to the Apple store last night to see the new iPhone and play with a new app called Siri. You talk to it and it answers question. "We asked it where we could bury a dead body. It gave us a bunch of graveyards and creeks."
Me: "It gave you creeks? Are you thinking of crematoriums?"
Autumn: Whatever.
Luna the cat was licking Phoenix's (the other cat's) paw. Phoenix started to swat at Luna.
Me: Phoenix, she's just trying lick you paw to clean it.
Autumn: Who's trying to lick Phoenix's paw?
AJ and I together: Alex! Who do you think?
Having a stare down with AJ she was trying to send a text to Kelsey without looking at it.
The text was supposed to say, "I'm in a stare down with AJ. Ha ha ha ha. This is impossible."
What she sent (cause she wasn't looking): O. onm a srar spwm worb AK ha ha ha ha his os o.com.possob,w ;)PP.
And it's only 12:30.
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