We had tricolored pasta for dinner.
Autumn: "This pasta has a fungus!"
Fran: "WHAT?"
Autumn: "It has a fungus. I know! I studied biology!!"
After dinner.
Fran: I need a flosser.
Jeff: I do too.
Fran: Why don't you go get one for both of us?
Jeff: You want to SHARE my flosser?
Fran: Oh... no one for each of us!
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