1. Let's begin with the anonymous quote. This is from someone I was texting today.
Me: Did you find your iPod?Her reply to the email I sent: "Next time tell me that everyone but me knows. I just asked the group and got the look of... are you kidding me?"
Anonymous Texter: Yes, in one of my purses. It was on the bottom ... blended in. Couldn't feel it... my last time looking for it and then I was giving up.
Me: Good ole Murphy. Have a great trip.
AT: You're not speaking my language. Thanks...
Me: Murphy's Law?
AT: Yeah I've heard of it. Never watched it?
Me: Are you kidding me? Do you know what Murphy's Law is?
AT: Nope.
Me: OK. I'm sending you an email (with a link to the explanation of Murphy's Law). And you just made my blog. Anonymously of course.
2. Next up, of course, is the ride to church. It wouldn't be a successful car ride if we didn't have a few quotes.
AJ: "Have you ever been so sore that you walk like a penguin?"
Autumn: "This is awkward............................ yes."
3. In response to Autumn's shaving quote from earlier.
AJ: "Did you really stop shaving half way through?"Huh?
Autumn: "Um... kind of?"
4. Jeff was driving and using a toothpick at the same time.
AJ: "Dad is multitasking!"
Autumn: "Actually he is tritasking cause he's doing three things."
AJ: "Multitasking covers all of it Autumn. It's doing multiple things. You don't say Doubletasking"
Autumn: "That would be bitaxing."
5. And then the finale.
AJ: "This water bottle is warped."If you've seen the movie Spaceballs, you'll get that. If not, well I don't know what to tell ya. By the way, in Spaceballs it's "Beam me down Snotty."
Alex: "Did it travel through time?"
AJ: "What?"
Alex: "You know like Star Trek?"
Me: "Like, 'Beam me up Scotty?'"
AJ: "Mom, that's not Star Trek.
Me and Jeff and Alex: "What? Yes it is."
AJ: "'Beam me up Scotty' is NOT Star Trek guys!"
Me: "Ok then what is it?"
AJ: "That's Spaceballs."
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